Shall I mention now that I see no reason to discriminate between prints and wearing them ALL TOGETHER or should I just let you make your own fashion deductions? No, sweetie. Don't adjust your screen. It's not flashing at you. That would be the dots on.my.legs and the not just horizontal or vertical BUT BOTH type of stripes combined on my torso WITH a hot-tastic splash of..wait for it...SHARPIE NEON YELLOW for a belt.
Read More- This is me. No make up. Rattle trap hair. And on the way to the public library with my boys.
- I'm also re-wearing these pants unwashed AGAIN tonight to Kenny's ball game.
Tick-tick-tick-tick-BOOM! Cuffs, scallops & patent leather for the win. Just so we're clear for all the newbies, I live, teach, create and write all out of my home. Thus, my attire is anything Fergie-esque. It's more of a Richard Simmons-meets-Nike middle aged mom vibe.
Read MoreBasked in moo-moos with brilliant floral printed flare. I dig you, Mrs. Roper. You eeked jewelry large. Draped & bobbled about you. You were svelte in the Santa Monica sweltering humidity. Flamboyant in your ways dealing with Stanley, better yet, Chrissy. Animated & alert for nothing more than life. In cahoots half the time for the next big scene of hilarious adventure. You, Mrs. Roper, are where it's at.
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